An intense light penetrated my closed eyelids, and I jerked in surprise, banging the back of my head against the rock to which I was pinned.
“Sir, Ma’m, you need to stop what you’re doing immediately. This is a public beach. Please put your clothes back on. We’ll be placing you under arrest for indecent exposure and possibly prostitution.”
Shit! This was not how this was supposed to go. In the glow cast by the maglite, my husband…